Last seen: 318 days agoThe details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.grezmnky is a male living in MI, USMy page has been viewed 85 times and is ranked #1620 amongst all members.60 points · 2 fans · 4 requests · 188 favs · 0 postsLast people to drop by Anonymous(21)
Added on: 19/09/2009 by TexasMama3Hey Hey Grezmnky - Love the JDH req- Outlaw Groove is best in the early AM! The CD is awesome!! Have a Great one- Mama
